Friday the 16th May…
16 May, 2008Otherwise known as the day I got caught looking at my belly in the ladies bathroom, and taking a good gander down my top at my desk.
Confused? I’ll explain.
I was in the bathroom washing my hands, as you do, and I noticed something. Or to be exact I didn’t notice something. So I lifted up the bottom of my shirt to take a look.
Either my jeans are super super flattering, or the lighting in that bathroom is amazing, because my tummy looked nice and flat - like curvy-flat, not flat-flat.
I was basking in the flattering light and admiring my curvy-flat tummy when the door opened and a lady walked in. I pulled my shirt down, and she slid into the first available stall looking a little bemused. I almost told her that the light was super flattering at the sink I was at, but some days you need to rein in the crazy in order to not scare strangers.
I wear my hair down most days, and I tend to molt. So when I noticed my boobs were itchy I figured that I had a hair down my top because it happens all the freaking time - and wow is it annoying.
So instead of sticking my hand down my top to fish around, because that would have been weird looking, I pulled my top out and took a good look around… Then I stuck my hand down there to have a fish around…
Before I could find the source of the itch one of the old delivery dudes appeared at the door with an armful of papers.
Now fishing around in my cleavage is going to have to be added to the list of things I shouldn’t be doing in the office. The things I do just to seem normal at the office…
LOL oh that is soooooo funny.. I thought you were going to say your belly button had gone missing!!
YAY your belly looks good thats awesome…
maybe you should look for hair down your top in the bathroom as well? Unless you want to give the old courier guys a reason to smile
You know - people are going to wonder if you are really a 10 year old that made a wish to be a grown-up - and woke up in a 22yo’s body …
Your that crazy girl in the office that everyone loves to know what antics she has got up to next.
I always get food down my boobs, sometimes hair. You just have to get it out!
i used to have an office, so i got used to being able to do stuff like fish around my cleavage. now i have a cube. it’s… unfortunate. for everyone.
Oh, I’ve been there. But my biggest downfall in the office bathroom would have to be zit-popping. As gross as it is, the light in there is just BLAZING and shows off every little pimple that I can’t see at home. And I can’t resist.
Stace: Yeah.. It was mostly the awesome lighting. My tummy is the same as ever outside of the bathroom *sigh*.
Becks: I am firmly in touch with my inner child. We have regular play dates.
Adey: Yup, my boobs are not a storage area. No matter what Ben seems to think.
Alice: Yeah I used to have the old office all to myself, and it’s scary how fast you feel comfortable doing gross stuff when you know that there’s a high probability that no one’s going to catch you. Now that I’m back sharing I have to constantly stop myself from switching on the radio, kicking off the heels, and staring out the window.
Manager Mom: Hi
thanks for stopping by!
I totally do that. Even though every woman’s mag and advice column I have ever read says not to.
Why are the lights here at the office so freaking good, and why can you never replicate them at home!
Well what matters is that you look good.
I’ve never squeezed my pimples. Never! i use proper products to get rid of them.
Ha ha i got snapped the other day with my hand down my top by Graeme! It did not help that i was walking through reception in broad view of everyone around me when i did this, i’m not even sure why i did it, i think my bra was uncomfortable at that very moment….. (?)
Stace: Goody good.
Colleague: I do that all the time, when the wire gets out and prods me in the chest. It looks pretty bad…
You have to squeeze!!! If there is a product that makes pimples look less obvious and heels them faster than getting the crap out of them then I’m sold though!!! Please let me know your secret Stace!