It’s all about me. Except for today.
13 May, 2008So I was looking at my stat’s this morning, and I realised a few things. First, this blog has been active since 16 August 2007.
In that time I have written 234 posts. Roughly 233 of those posts were about a Very Important Subject; namely me. You guys don’t seem to mind that so much though, because I’ve had 1,725 comments, also all about me, or the stuff I’m interested in.
In total this site has had 16,630 views - most of which from people looking for “vomit porn”, “pumpkin boobs”, “leaf porn”, and “smokin hot dive babes”. One of my posts mentioning 3 out of 4 of those things has 524 views alone. I expect this post to top that.
Today is a little different. This post is about the fact that I know it’s all about me, and my activities, and my friends, and my house, and the stuff I whine about. And I also know that can get a teeny tiny little bit repetitive.
So today I’m giving you the opportunity to tell me something about you.
What do you like doing in your spare time? What have you done recently to embarrass yourself in public? What really annoys the crap out of you? Would you like to take this chance to whine about something? anything at all? Would you like to tell me about something you’ve eaten recently? Or all about someone you know?
Well now is the time. Comment away. Spill the beans. Hijack my blog for your own nefarious purposes.
Just don’t you get used to it though, because tomorrow’s a new day, and it’s back to being all about me, me, ME. As it should be.
Firstly I would like to complain (as thats what I do best) If you’ve done over 100 posts and over 200 posts where are your 100 things about you? thats blogging protocol. You must follow.
Hmm.. something embarassing about me..
I’m blank….
There was that time last week when I decided to do the step class and I kept falling over myself and I Was steps behind everyone else and it was frustrating.
Yay me! I’m first to comment!!
it is not blogging protocol. Besides it’s my blog theres loads of stuff about me.
And Kat did a step class and flung her hads out and hit someone in the face. Then she wasn’t allowed to do it again. It’s a funny story when she tells it…
Not something about me; just a few things that your readers should know.
When you have been told by a Police Officer that “You are not required to say anything but anything you say will be recorded and may be used in evidence”…s/he is hinting VERY SERIOUSLY that you are about to be arrested or questioned on some offence. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING! Be Polite and listen, and even thank the Police Officer for what has been said, and then say that you wish to speak to a lawyer.
The reality of our work in the Police is simple. If no body spoke to us when we asked questions, we would find it very hard indeed to convict someone unless we had good evidence. If you speak, you are probably going to give us all the evidence we need.
This is completely different if you are a witness or a complaint because we need all the help we can get and the public are our best source.
Food for thought.
Speaking of food; Shannons first breakfast she made for us was 3 piles of sugar on the dinning room table. She was about 3. Ohhhhhh. Somehow it got back to being all about her again. LOL
Hey, how come I get this picture of a spastic crab when I post something……??????
See guys, this is why I do these things, now you know how to possibly avoid geting arrested. File that in your memory banks because I KNOW that’s going to come in useful later on.
And Dad, I believe I inherited the suger gene from you… what with all the chocolate
Also I changed it so that people without an icon get an automatically generated monster icon! Neat right! Although yours is a little more spasticy than everyone elses… that’s wordpresses fault though, not mine.
Make Kat tell the story of how she hit someone in the face!! it sounds fun..
So if i can get a petition of like some signatures that are proven to be real people and not made up as well as being ledgeable that you must do a 100things about me thingee will you do it?
nope. Not even if you ask nicely.
100 things is a lot of things. I will tell you that I’m a Libra, and I like long walks on the beach and drinking magaritas in the rain.
Oh cool, a time about me!
Ok, so here goes. I’m boring as boring as can be because all I like to do is read, watch movies, listen to some tunes on the iPod, watch more DVDs, cook, more DVD watching, maybe get a little sleep and then watch more DVDs. In some occasions, I even take pictures and blog about it. Also, in between all that, I make time to read some blogs and then watch more DVDs.
Told you I was boring.
Oh yeah, I also write in what ever free time I have in between all that DVD watching.
Hmm so I’ve done the long walk on the beach… but I very much doubt I’ll ever drink margaritas in the rain. Or any drink. Bring on the fire and scotch.
haha I would tell the story, but it has ridiculous hand/leg movements that go with it, and I can’t do those on here-so will save it for a day at the pub.
Other embarrassing things I have done recently include:
- Falling out of a tree in 3 inch heels cause a boy dared me to climb it with him
- Doing a crazy end-zone victory dance in my lab, not realising that 4 people were standing directly behind me
- Falling out of tree-boy’s bed cause I was still drunk the next morning and got my ankle caught in the sheet
- Falling headlong on the seashore and DESTROYING my knees, whilst maintaining my grip on a jar full of anemones, a scalpel and my dignity (no wait, I dropped that)…
and the list goes on.
Mintea: If I could spend my entire life reading, blogging, baking brownies, taking catnaps, and watching DVD’s I’d do it for as long as I could until I ran out of good blogging material..
Ben: Just give me time… I’ll have you sipping a long island iced tea in a puddle in the middle of the pouring rain before the century is out… mark my words.
Kat: You can climb a tree in heels?! You can do everything. You are officially my totally badass girl hero. Even if you are totally clumsy.
Here you go: Every single person I see, I imagine a theme song for them in my head. I think I might have posted that on my blog already, but hey, it’s new here!
I can’t go to sleep without washing my face, I need to sleep with socks on, I am never actually mentally awake before 11 am, I would rather shoot myself in the foot than do laundry, I would make the ugliest blonde ever and my dog’s feet smell like buttermilk.
Woooo! Fun!
Clumsy is such a strong word…I prefer adventurous. And yes, I climbed the shit out of that tree. He was suitably impressed. People should not tell me I can’t do stuff.
See, this is hard because your blog is all about you and mine is all about me. And I know you read my blog so what do I write here that you don’t already know? Do you see the dilemma? I suppose I’ll answer one of your questions. One of the things I love to do in my spare time is experiment with makeup. Seriously. Try crazy combinations and see what looks good. And then wash it all off and do it again.
All about someone I know…hmm, tempting. Let’s just say I have zero patience for stupidity. Even If I am stupid sometimes, lol
Talea: Seriously! Buttermilk? That’s so strange… but awesome. And you must know a lot of theme songs.
Kat: Adventurous? Getting your foot caught in a sheet & falling out of bed is ‘adventurous’ now?
Jess: Whoho! You must be awesome at putting it on in ‘real’ life then too… I suck at it. Perhaps I should experiment more.
Beth: Right on! Me too.
haha no, that part wasn’t adventurous..but the five hours before that sure were!!!
Yay me! hehe. Well I’m graduating tomorrow so thats my exciting me thing. And I love to complain, but feel terrible when I do it so I shut up, until I complain again. haha. And I have a shit ankle. completely. (see complaining). Cant think of any embarassing public things, phew. Lets just hope I dont trip up walking up to the Chancellor tomorrow to give me something to talk about! OH and I just ate mud cake at Cuba. Cuba is awesome. mmmmm
i got embarrassed in public one time i went to the doctor and the pharmacy with underwear on my head. i forgot i had put it on my head :/
Kat: I am so very very curious… we have to get together for a beer and a dirt dishing session soon.
Adey: Woo! You’re graduating! Louise and Karlie are too this week
And despite living 15 mins from palmy and cafe cuba, I have never eaten cake there. It’s one of my biggest goals for the year ahead.
Mittins: That happens all the time to me. I’m always surprised more people don’t say something. If I had spinach in my teeth there’d be a queue of people waiting to tell me about it, but undies? They all just look the other way.
yes, yes we do. text/email me.
I will totally come with you to cafe cuba to eat cake with you. It is gooooood!!
Oh My God. I cant believe you have never had cafe cuba cake. You have to start with silk cake, because thats their signature dish. The Caramel cheesecake and the mud cake are my favs. Stacey, make sure she gets there next time