Dog shit.
2 May, 2008Walking home in the dark I didn’t see the dog poop. Once I got home I did though. And smelt it. Dog shit is the worst smell in the world.
I kicked my trainers off and left them outside the front door. It’s a dangerous thing to do in Wellington.
I hoped they’d be stolen.
They were still there the next morning. And the morning after that. It was OK though. was patient I could wait for them to be stolen.
Then it rained for two days. They were still there, with the dog shit, but wet.
I slapped them on the ground a few times, inefficiently trying to dislodge the poop. The poop stayed, and I lobbed them into the hot water cupboard.
It’s alright though. I’m not planning on ever going into that cupboard again.
Why did you walk home in the dark? I hate walking from work to my car, i’ve got it down to 5mins!!
Your flatmates are going to love you when they go into the hotwater cupboard!!
Yeah. I told them we can never open the door again, but not why. Once they find out I’m going to be in a lot of trouble.
My walk home is only from the bus stop to my place… And it’s pretty much always in the dark because i’m never home before 7
Well if they kick you and your smelly dog poo shoes out you can always crash at mine. Screw walking around at 7pm at night in welly. I wont go down the end of my driveway after 6 alone!!
is there a sentimental reason you’re holding on to the sneakers even though they’re wet and pooey…?
There is something that smells worse than dog poo. It’s the breath of a dog who has just eaten dog poo. Most disgusting thing ever.
I reckon cat poo is pretty high up. Except cats bury their poo, they are more polite than dogs!
Throw them in the washing machine - but make sure you run it on an empty cycle afterwards. Otherwise your flatmates will *realy* hate you (even more than for stinking up the hot water cupboard)…
JUST TAKE THEM OUT SIDE AND WASH THEM OFF ,OK THATS REAL HARD TO DO