Porn I’ll BET you didn’t know existed.
23 September, 2007Alice blogged about searches that have led to her blog, and it reminded me of my all time favorite for my blog..
I’ve had my fair share of “free porn” and even a few “porn fairy”’s (all due to this post…) but my all time favorite was “free porn leaf”.
I’m naturally curious, and this one was just too weird to let slip by. I did a google search and found my blog was NUMBER SIX on the list! Whoa. How awesome is that!
First on the list was trannyleaf.com (forgive me if I don’t link to that….) Further down the list we have fuelyourwank.com, which I think is an ingenious name for a porn site. That one promises to show athletic Mandy showing her maple leaf… Huh. There’s a euphemism I’ve never heard before.
Other thing’s Ive learnt through my latest google search:
- Fern Cotton is a boring porn star name
- Leaf often appears in tranny porn sites… something about shemales turning over a new leaf… aided by spanking.
- There is porn involving vomit. LOTS OF IT.
edited to add:
Omg. pumpkin boobs? Maple leaf porn? You must be SO disapointed when you end up here.
LOL asian porn has lots of vomit n stuff involved. like to the point of two chicks being in a spa getting it on and then suddenly one backs off and vomits and the other gets close and inhales it.
anyone feel slightly sick?
belive it or not i’ve never searched for porn.
sadly, my blog is #2 on for searches for “hot carl.” and in fact the only link above me is urbandictionary.com. i don’t think this is a good thing.
For the vomiting-porn fetish: there is a site (http://www.hai2u.com) and yeah… (I urge you don’t go to it unless you want to be scarred for the rest of your life.)
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